"I used to think I was such a crazy bastard."

"Humans love the ten & humans love to talk about the ten commandments of life."

"I like to live in a world where people can talk and they can say things about life."

"Not in the (something). Not in the medical. Not in the medical!? Not in the medical of worlds."

Quote of the day: "You're married. You have a daughter. You don't need self-esteem."

Quote of the day:

"My boss is always sexually harassing me."
"But you're self-employed."

"I would like someone to save me a biscuit (so I can eat it on the way home)"

"One thing's for sure. I can't go back. THAT would be like asking a butterfly to go back to being a caterpillar."

"Food is always the specialty of the house."

"I'd like to know a bit more about the ongoing arrangements of worlds."

"You have no need whatsoever for external validation. However, if you wander around believing that you do need it you will search endlessly for it in vain."

"Don't we even know about things and don't we even like our diamond wings."

"Tap me on the shoulder & I'm not growing any older."

"Can we ever really love our children throughout the mornings of our lives"

"Shepherds work and shepherds play. They play another lovely game."

June 3rd ... heaps more in journal ...

"I used to think I was such a crazy little bastard."

Hopi kiva ceremony (kachina)

"This kind of thing is bound to happen (every now & then) in a culture where people's priorities are totally warped."

"A man likes to turn his own life into a railroad."

"We still have no coherent, convincing theory for why human beings turn out the way they do." {link theory to jung ... adelaide ... quote ... ot jung4 !!}

Thought for the day:

{or 'don't really'

Thought for the day:

"To experience reality, you must first forget your own name"

"I like to do lopsided things."

"When a man says something, he always wants to say something else."

"Most (if not all) heated disagreements between human beings arise when both participants have a huge emotional investment in the illusion of being right about the matter being discussed."

"In the beginning, there was no time or space or light or life. Things have changed quite a bit since then. And it was bound to happen sooner or later, wasn't it."

BB -

"No. No. No. I'm not even a ghastly bastard" {Eternal}

IMPOTANT NEWS: "Big Brother's vocie makes me ejaculate in my pants. P.S. How do I change my forum ID to Sick Puppy."

"Movement. I love the movement."

"He could be the next archbishop of Sydney. Oh no, wait. That's just TOO cruel. Forget I said anything."

"Two dollars. Two dollars. Two dollars. I'm not even the two dollar salesman. "

"Federal bloke & the man loves the other bloke." {Eternal}

"Floating bubble Topic: Did anyone notice ..."

"You can't lock me up, mate. I'm not even crazy."

"I can say things that are really weird. Like floating on a rubber story."

"A man said WICK-WACK-WICK-WACK-WOIDY and so I said WICK-WACK-WICK-WACK-WOINK."

""It's like my Dad always used to tell me on my birthday: 'A man is always a woman instead.'"

Plus ... click here ... & many others ... eternal riddle ... those were the days ... my friend ...

"Federal blimsy. Lifetime blimsy."

"I like to work and I like to work the people. I like to work the people into a friendly frenzy."

{list continues ...}

"Sorry, I'll try to adjust my sense of humour so that it's more like yours."

"That's great. But I want (to speak to) a local medical expert."

{Plus loads on tape begun RIGHT after Dr paul & family 'therapy' idea ... :)}

"Medical. Medical. Medical. Life is always medical."

"Come on Mum. Don't scare yourself with your own lifetime."

"That's pretty obvious, I suppose ... if it wasn't terribly tempting, then the world wouldn't be full of human beings doing just that ..."

"I'm looking forward to the seven boredoms of my life."

"People generally pray for whatever they believe will make them happy. Why not just pray for the happiness itself & cut out the middle man."

Testing ...

"I once knew a man who could stare at his hand for 17 hours and then he'd go out walking with a bunch of flowers."

"I'm extra & I'm always extra."

"People love to give me all the irritations of life."

"A man walks down to the shops & buys himself an onion."
{This mantra was carefully designed by a bunch of Tibetan Lamas during the 12th century. Their mysterious psychic powers enabled them to clearly foresee a time when there would be shops & onions & people wanting t buy them.}

"The blending of the world. The blending of lives."

"How do we like our world ... how do we ever like the niceness of life ..."

"I'm on this planet to do whatever I bloody like and I will do it every day and every night."

"The world needs more people who think like me. I am the ghost of your reality."

"Nice people. Nice women. Nice children. Nice doctors."

"People are very weird and their lives are very scrawny."

"It's like my Dad always used to say ... there's nothing wrong with your average human being that a few ounces of lead won't fix."

"On a fine, sunny day in 1963 an angel appeared and said a few things 2 me."

"Most human beings seem to to have this belief that if you express an opinion or point of view with increased volume or with a lot of emotion that somehow lends it more validity."

"Suddenly I'm screaming like a man who would always scream about his life."

"Hey, Dave. Why don't you run down to the shop and buy me another ice-cream."

"I'm talking about men and I'm talking about children. I'm talking about the medical histroy of life."

"What other krooklings have we ever known about?" {Note: the 'oo' sound is identical to how it is in the word 'ooze' rather than how it is in theword look or book or chook}

"I'm putrid ... & I'm always putrid"

"I want to buy things with money and then I want to buy things with all the money."

"I'm finding things in my brain that are very hard 2 explain."

"My doctor sold me a famous lifetime."

"No. No. My money. Don't soothe me with a dollar."

"I'm extra & I'm always extra."

"The blending of the world. The blending of lives."

"A man who could drink smoothly from a glass."

"A man came up to me in the street and asked if there was anyone i'd like to meet."

"Why does a man talk to his own language of life."

"The world acts like a tiny sponge ... soaking up madness without any fun."

"The secret of life is to run around the room saying 'I am the local japanese soldier' ..."

"My doctor taught me how to frizzle. He taught me how to frizzle the drizzle."

Loads more in my journal ...

and in april17.htm ... click here ... :)

"I like to woogle woogle into my own human life."

"From the mystic's point of view, your average normal human being is quite crazy & clutching onto ideas & behaviours which are either absurd or unworkable."

"I don't think anyone should ever be normal."

"Flooning. I like to believe in the flooning of lives & the flooning of the world & flooning of something else."

"I like 2 watch myself co crazy."

"No. No. No. I'm not even very crazy."

"Food gets no mention in the Bible."

"I like clapping & then saying my name to people."

"Most (if not all) heated disagreements between human beings arise when both participants have a huge emotional investment in the illusion of being right about the matter being discussed."

"I am the biological equivalent of a madman."

"I once met a man who could drink smoothly from a glass."

"Your unknown life is your unknown sandwich.""

"People love to give me all the irritations of life."

"Men & women like to tell me that I'm crazy."

"Madness is only fascinating because normality has become so tame & sterile in this modern so-called society."

"As you travel through this life, you will inevitably encounter certain people who will do things or say things or think things that you could never in a million years imagine yourself doing or thinking or saying and at such time it may be terribly tempting to pass judgement on these people. You might even yield to this temptation once or twice along the way."

"Learning about men & learning about women. Chinese doctors. Chinese women."

"Once you find that certain feeling, you can jump towards the ceiling"
{Like many mantras, I have found this one is most effective when sung in an operatic type of voice. Naturally, your mileage may vary.}

"If you find a madman in the forest, ask him where the toothpaste ripens."

"Come on, Mum. Don't try & scare me with your thoughts and words and ideas about life."

"I like to think the world is next."

"People don't even like me anymore - they love to kick me out the door."

"The world is a tiny loop. And I like to loop-the-loop."

"People like to pay a lot of attention to their own tiny families."

"I like to throw water into a bucket and watch it splash."

"I'm trying to tickle myself into a frenzy (of reality)."

"No. No. No. A man can never walk into another man's life."

"... but I forgive them because they don't really know very much about life."

PASTE these into may2001.htm as well ... :)

A few days later ... and an alternative view is there ... click - hopefully that is a valid link ... it was posted May 20, 2002 ...

Okay ... one last link ... has to do with the King Otto 'solution' mentioned earlier ...

What I did on the weekend - hopefully that is a valid link ... :)

Then see may 20 journal ... esp this link :)

"As you travel through this life, you will inevitably encounter certain people who will do things or say things or think things that you could never in a million years imagine yourself doing or thinking or saying and at such time it may be terribly tempting to pass judgement on these people. You might even yield to this temptation once or twice along the way."

http://www.lamayeshe.com/our_teachers/Lama_Zopa/negrejoicing.html

Now it's June 6th ... my time flies ... here's soemthing awfully cute ...